As everyone should know by now, Insurance Endurance is the UK’s leading self-drive kart track experience for those with a passion for all things motor insurance.
If you don’t know that already, then you J-well should (you can educate yourself by reading about it here or here or here).
In the meantime, we thought we’d have a go at encapsulating the enduring appeal of this most gruelling and time-consuming of motor-sports-themed competitive corporate entertainment and networking get-togethers. So, ahem, here we go:
I is for Insurance, motor Insurance in fact, but there’s no M in Insurance Endurance
N is for Nothing that immediately springs to mind
S is for Sexy which is how everyone will look in those snug-fitting all-in-one karting overalls
U is for Unisex (see sexy all-in-ones above)
R is for Really fast which is the speed at which those super-speedy new karts go
A is for A great day out, which is what you’re sure to have at Insurance Endurance
N is for No, I still can’t think of anything
C is for Catering, which will definitely be better than last year’s!
E is for Eating, which you can now safely do with C above
E is for Ever fancied yourself as a Formula 1 driver?
N is for Nothing. I still have Nothing
D is for Day, a great one of which you’re sure to have at Insurance Endurance 2018
U is for U – because it just wouldn’t be the same without U there!
R is for Rain which will certainly not be stopping play at this event!
A is for Anyone who is Anyone, who’s sure to be at Insurance Endurance
N is for Now this is getting ridiculous – could you please stop asking about N
C is for Catastrophe, which is what it would be if you were to miss this event
E is for the End, which this is of the list above, mercifully.
So that’s the nation’s number-one naughty but nice competitive karting experience in one neat little nutshell!
Now you know all that – don’t dilly-dally – get clicking/keying and book your team places today!
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