If you only attend one insurance-themed kart racing event this year, you’d better make PD sure that insurance-themed kart racing event is Insurance Endurance.
Just twelve months on from last year’s similarly titled Insurance Endurance 2018 event, Insurance Endurance 2019 takes place at the globally renowned PFI Kart Track near Grantham, Lincolnshire, on Tuesday June 25. And, as the more calendrically literate of our readers will not be slow to appreciate, that’s less than a month away now!!!
This hugely popular motor karting endurance event is open to firms from across the insurance industry looking to network with and/or test themselves against the absolute cream of this exciting and dynamic industry sector. There are just a few prized places still up for last minute grabs, so unless you want to miss out, you’d best accelerate your digital withdrawal plans.
With last year’s surprise winners Bankstone Racing having promised not to repeat this freakishly improbably, suspicious and, frankly, unhostly feat, the field, as they say, is wide open.
Although, don’t imagine you can just rock up with your broadly adequate basic driving skills and blow off the competition. If you and your seven friends/acquaintances fancy your chances of getting your filthy paws on the coveted IE crown, you’ll first have to endure a truly gruelling kart ordeal.
The winning team will need to have completed the impressive 1382-metre track (with its 10 hair-raising bends and several challengingly linear straights) a very large number of times – and to have done so pretty briskly.
The reek of burning rubber, the weirdly persistent metallic aftertaste of some kind of sausage sandwich type affair, the high-pitched whine of those bloody karts: could there be a better way to spend your Tuesday morning?
We’d suggest not.
So what are you waiting for?!?! Get yourself along immediately to the Insurance Endurance website and click on the little button that says register. You won’t be sorry you did!*
There, look, that thing with the wheels. That, my friend, is a kart!
*Prediction not guarantee.
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