Anyone whose misfortune it has ever been to spend more than a few minutes in pointless Hampshire conurbation Andover will quickly have appreciated […]
On much the same basis as that on which Groucho Marx famously expressed an implacable resistance to becoming a member of any club […]
As the late great Alfred Korzybski was wont to warn anyone who was willing to listen, the map is not the territory. Sadly […]
Inherent within every new technology upon whose unleashment mankind so fervently congratulates itself are the seeds of its own undoing. So smart are […]
Bankstone News was shocked to learn this week that the insurance industry (rather like that paradigmatically deranged disappointee Miss Havisham in the famous […]
Ey up, mi Ducks! Davey Sim ‘ere. Now, I always say I’m a fella that needs no introduction. But if I didn’t, and […]
Not since Leeds traffic officers in the early 1970s began carrying snarling black and white tapirs in the backs of their vehicles, threatening […]
It’s a wonder anything ever gets done around here with this lot in charge. Politicians and civil servants are forever calling for things […]
As anyone who’s ever had the misfortune to find themselves transnavigating the surface of a bubbling cauldron (and, let’s face it, who hasn’t) […]
If Bankstone News should one day disappear, without apparent cause or trace, agents of the surveillance state will probably have whisked your correspondent […]