They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. They also say flattery will get you nowhere.* So Quindell’s recently announced plans to […]
There are some things in life that cannot possibly end well. An affair with Katie Price, learning the ukelele, the M25, Inspector Morse, […]
Regular readers will no doubt be wearily familiar with Bankstone News’ morbid obsession with technology touters Wee Joe (or Wejo, as somebody has […]
I want to go quickly, says TV’s Jeremy Clarkson, and anyone who tries to stop me is an idiot. Writing in his regular […]
There was some surprising advice for drivers this week from vehicle leashing company OSV Ltd. Most of us learned at an tender age the importance […]
Brace yourselves, warned top insurance lobbying outfit ABI this week. As wind-burned post-ecstatic witches packed away their sabbath paraphernalia this Sunday morning, weekend-working […]
Woo, woo, woo. What is that strange sound? As usual Bankstone News has no idea, really, to be honest. But it could be… […]
Motorists rash enough to stray beyond this country’s well-ordered and salubrious towns, cities, and major transport arteries, are basically asking for it. Latest […]
An insane rant by raving right-wing lunatic James De La Pole in the latest edition of raving right-wing lunatic’s house magazine The Spectator has accused […]
Convicted hit and run driver Nicholas Regan is clearly a wrong ‘un, coming as he does from Basildon Essex. Right minded persons up […]