In the first of an exciting new series of competition features coming to Bankstone News over the next [insert suitably vague time period indicator] Bankstone News is proud to unveil our all-new Name the Nose spot.

In future editions we’ll be bringing you an handpicked selection of mystery noses culled from the faces of the great and good of the insurance world. Simply identify the nose (answers, please, to [email protected]) and we’ll send you a 32:1 scale replica of the nose in question exclusively carved from a 40lb slab of our celebrated local cheese Brighouse Boilerwad by local artist Terry Eager.

This prestigious trophy is sure to make a handsome edition to any insurance trophy cabinet – provided you keep it chilled and consume within [see base of nose].

To get you started with your first nose (reproduced below), we can reveal that the nasal protuberance in question belongs to someone with a genuine passion for excellence and a wholehearted commitment to surprising and delighting his or her valued customers every step of the way, especially when they’ve let their guard down and are not expecting it!

More famous insurance noses coming soon!

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