T’was at the Hilton Metropole in Birmingham’s fair city
Where motor trade folks gathered, O to miss it t’were a pity!
They came on Sept 11th, for the Bodyshop Mag awards
Where providers most outstanding gathered up their just rewards
One insurer stood out plainly for its brilliance and valliance
The name of that fine outfit (yes, you’ve guessed it), it was Allianz
Phil Brailey held his gong up and he told all those assembled
It’s hard to say just how this feels, then (in a voice that trembled)
Our motor claims team I must thank for doing all the legwork
And also not forgetting too their great repairer network
With apologies to anyone who actually reads this.