Honest to god, not a word of a lie, guv, Bankstone are offering new road-ready monkey bikes for just £575.00‚ including VAT‚ with one year’s road tax paid up front!
Too good to be true? Not really. The only catch is that you (plus any selected co-riders) have to sign-up for this year’s Monkey Moviestars two-day charity fundraising tour of Yorkshire in aid of the Yorkshire Air Ambulance service.
Not exactly a catch. More an opportunity to spend the weekend of 11-12 July in the company of fun-loving fellow monkey bikers raising money for a very good cause simply by touring Yorkshire’s most famous film locations (10 in all‚ see previous news stories for details) with full mechanical support along the way and your very own monkey bike to keep at the end.
What would you want with a monkey bike? Well, based on what beneficiaries of our subsidised charity monkey bike purchase scheme have done in previous years, you could a) sell it at a profit, b) auction it for charity, c) use it as a promotional tool for your business (we’ve seen a few in office receptions and at trade shows) or d) keep it and ride it!
To apply for your very own virtually free monkey bike, contact Bankstone’s Dickon Tysoe ‚ [email protected]. Models available include Monkeys to choose from at that price the sporty Pro-Monkey, the shopper style DAX, or the slightly more butch Gorilla! We can also help you get them professionally badged up and branded in corporate livery.
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